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unpublishedapple:

lolsofunny:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

Why did nobody think of this??

unpublishedapple:

lolsofunny:

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Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

Why did nobody think of this??

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via penishole)

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365346
Posted
3 months ago

arglist:

“where are you going to college”

“what do you want to go to college for”

“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”

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(via laughcentre)

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Posted
4 months ago

bibbidibobbityboo:

brigwife:

If Leo DiCaprio ever has a son I bet he’ll call him Oscar

And then in the hospital, the doctor will say ‘Here’s your Oscar’ and Leonardo DiCaprio will hold it up like fucking lion king and start his long, overdue acceptance speech ‘I’d like to thank my family and friend and my wife’s uterus. I owe you so much

(via crazi28)

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4 months ago